When you watch the way Trump’s officials talk about him, it’s hard to come away from the experience thinking anything other than that it’s some of the most pathetic nard gargling you’ve ever had the misfortune of witnessing. But I suppose if you’re worried that dear leader might have you disappeared or that you may suddenly get a case of the clumsies and fall out a window should you dare question his god-like abilities, you’ll do what you must to keep yourself in whatever passes for his good graces for as long as you can at the expense of your country. Why people are so drawn to and scared of this fucking goof will forever be a mystery to me, but for now, that’s where we are.
but what if the rumours are true? What if Trump really is in even worse health than it appears and he might not be long for this world? What if, rather than the wannabe dictator he plays on television, he’s actually just the world’s crappiest Make-A-Wish kid?
Whichever side of that coin turns out to be the right one, can we please just end this?