Last Updated on: 31st March 2026, 07:07 am
Toddler news: Mom has her own mom, and her name is Grandma
I remember how mind blowing it was for me when I started figuring this stuff out, and ever since I’ve always had fun watching the other kids in my life put it together. This is pretty much exactly how it goes, other than the part where it all only needs to be explained once.
Bunny Hop Preschool – In shocking news to toddlers everywhere, it has been discovered that Mommy has her own mommy, and you’ll never guess who it is. Grandma!
It may seem hard to believe, because Mommy doesn’t even live with Grandma, but it’s true. Studies show that Mommy used to be a kid (just like you!) and Grandma took care of her. Back then, Mommy wasn’t even called Mommy. Grandma was called Mommy, and Mommy had a totally different name: Jennifer.
Studies also show that Mommy doesn’t like it when you call her Jennifer.
Um, am I dumb? Why did this get posted to the so long category? What am I missing?
Nope. The dumb one is me. Hit the wrong button while posting. Thanks for catching that.
The satire bone’s connected to the so long bone. Reminds me of when I tried to post with my Braillesense and got all the tags wrong. Only did that once.
I don’t even have that excuse. I was using my regular computer at the time. If I’m going to blame anything other than a finger slip it would be the remnants of this season’s crud. It seems to come with bits of brain fog that are hard to shake. Reminds me a wee bit of Covid in some ways.