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Exclaim!, which I read fairly regularly but apparently not closely enough, has been running a weekly playlist of new Canadian music on Spotify for a little over a year now. It’s called The Eh! List, and it gets updated every Friday. I just discovered it today, and will try to make a point of remembering …
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I think I might owe Colt Ford an apology. Jesus. Is this supposed to be a satirical statement on the vapid nature of modern pop music? I hope so, because if it’s trying to be anything else, it only succeeds at being three minutes and 15 seconds of concentrated awful. If an autotuned Zac Brown …
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Excuse me, but why do these exist? pic.twitter.com/xL0SYEeR1R — Geekygirlforever (@scifichick25) September 27, 2019 Seriously, what in the actual hell is this and how did it ever go beyond the wouldn’t it be funny if…stage? Another fun and innovative product from Westcott! Sniffs are the first and only scented kids’ scissors, sure to make crafts, …
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Three men have been arrested in connection with the stabbing death of a bus driver in Ohio. There isn’t much amusing about that, but if there’s one thing that qualifies it’s that two of the arrested are Abraham Shears and Donte T. Slash. And yes, Slash is the one who is accused of doing the …
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I think we might have bigger problems than simple tomatos here. Gates’s grandmother told police that the teenager “began to throw a fit because she couldn’t have more tomatoes at the dinner table.” Gates allegedly threw a water bottle at her grandfather and a pack of cigarettes at a 73-year-old female relative (who was struck …
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Well. Um. This is one of the more absurd things I’ve heard in a long while. Rush, Kelis, and…Macho Man Randy Savage? Whatever you say, DJ Cummerbund. It’s very funny, if nothing else. A million creativity points.
Well…my way behind behind finally made it to Wrestlemania. I thought about dusting off the notepad for the occasion, but I’m glad I didn’t. There’s only so many times and so many ways I would have been able to say nice try, but meh. These empty building shows are rough, you guys. Like really rough. …
Man Shot and Injured by Grocery Store Near The Grove Do they not have editors in newsrooms anymore?
Unless you’re seriously interested in Chicago transit and its troubles with pigeons treating parts of it the way pigeons treat pretty much everything, you’re only going to need the first minute or so of this video. That’s where the magic happens. Talk about dumb luck during a Morning Insiders interview – near a very busy …
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I got far more enjoyment out of this than I ever have from an episode of friends, so nice work. Here’s what it’s supposed to sound like, although I might now argue that we’ve already heard what it’s supposed to sound like. And while I’m here, “Johnny Have You Seen Her”, the song the Rembrandts …