I should know the answer to this, but I don’t. TSN has five channels. Sportsnet has six. I know that part of their purpose is the ability to shift programming to different time zones or broadcast things only to specific regions, but much of the time they aren’t doing that. In fact, there are plenty …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Good Thing We Spent All That Money
We all know how I feel about the election we just had. TLDR: we didn’t want it and we didn’t need it. If you want to argue that point with me, don’t bother. Just look at this and see where $600 million or whatever it is that we ultimately spent on this thing got us. …
Did Somebody Say McJAWS?
Restaurant installs technology for blind and vision impaired customers More kiosks that usefully speak are always welcome, but I do have to wonder what’s going to happen to things like this or the talking bank machines now that smartphone makers are doing their damnedest to kill off traditional wired headphones. I can’t speak for anyone …
You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don’t Take
Parent seeks reimbursement for equipment after OMHA’s vaccine policy benches sons Fuck this guy. On second thought, no. Do not fuck this guy under any circumstances. Getting that close will probably get you COVID courtesy of him or his unvaccinated family. Seriously, how did this douche get a story on the news? He should be …
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The Reason For The Season
This is a very sad story featuring a 14-year-old who is no longer with us, but I nevertheless feel it my duty to inform you that someone named Winters has frozen to death. Emotions came to the fore Thursday at the inquiry into Newfoundland and Labrador’s search and rescue system, when a representative of the Department …
Excuse Me. Have You Been Vaccinated? An Interesting Question, That
This is an interesting problem. You take a pretty courageous, world helping step by signing up to be part of a vaccine trial. You aren’t sure if you got the real candidate or a placebo and you won’t be finding out any time soon. The province you live in implements a proof of vaccination system. …
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OwAFewOtherPeople’sBalls.com
There is an update to the story of Gary Van Ryswyk, the elderly gentleman who messed up an in-home castration surgery on a fellow he met on a eunuch website, nearly causing the poor guy to bleed to death. He pleaded no contest to the charges he faced and will be spending a couple of …
Never A Dill Moment
I have no idea how I should start this, so let’s just get to the good stuff. *Note: Good stuff is not actually good at all…at least not for most of us.* Eric Detiege, 47, was arrested in March by cops responding to a suspicious person call in Oldsmar, a Tampa suburb. Officers found a …
We Said Use The Knife On The Food, Not On The Dude!
Story is almost a year old, but it still serves as a good reminder for us all to be better not only this year, but for how ever many more years we’re getting before the planet melts or blows up or washes away or dies of stubbornness or whatever it’s supposed to be doing this …
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Le Dinner Debonair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grzbDJdiwLo Man, some people really hated this. Me personally? I laughed and I laughed and I laughed and had so much fun. Then again, I’ve never been one to think that wrestling has to always be one thing. Giving a mostly serious presentation doesn’t prevent you from using comedy and vice versa. If the mix …