Son Of Da Beach

Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. “Hey, Antonio,” said Luigi. “Where you beena for the past two weeks? No one seen you aroun.” “Donna talka to me, Luigi,” replied Antonio. “I been inna da jail.” “Jail!” exclaimed Luigi. “What for you been in jail?” “Wella, Luigi,” Antonio said, “I was lying onna …

Today’s Stupid Joke That Made Me Giggle Like A Moron

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, a death which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote “The Hokey Pokey”, died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for …

Things That Never Happened On Star Trek

This was emailed to me yesterday and I thought it was pretty funny. I’m not a big Star Trek fan myself, but I know a lot of people who are and judging from what I’ve seen and heard of the show through them, this seems pretty well accurate to me. *Things That Never Happened On …