How’s everybody doing? Me, I’m doing pretty well. I’m really enjoying the awesome weather we’ve been having the last little while, and I hope you all are too, unless you’re one of those people who for whatever reason is stuck somewhere with not so great weather, in which case allow me to say, hahahahaha! Ok, …
Category Archives: jokes
Just Because It’s Funny!
I’m in this really goofy mood, and I got thinking about Steve’s post about spam that he wrote the other day, and it made me think of this hhillarious masterpiece he wrote me years ago that summed up the kinds of spam I was getting, and these were coming in in heaps. I still think …
You Are Here? The Mini And Less Funny Version
Wow, it’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these, mostly because there haven’t been a whole lot of searches lately that have really caught my eye. There still aren’t, but here are a few that I’ve either just noticed or have had kicking around for a little while that I’ll toss up …
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Toilet Humour
I got this in an email from Ernie’s House of Whoop Ass yesterday. I didn’t write it and I have no idea who did, but it made me laugh so hard that I almost cried, so I thought I’d share. THE BIG DUMP All in all, it hadn’t been a good day. Bad traffic, a …
A True Internet Love Story
Found this on a pretty funny site. where to these people come from??? —One day in a popular chat room, a young religious man by the name of ILuVGod32 posted an invitation reading, “Any ladies who would not find it too much trouble to have cyber sex with me, please send me a private message.” …
This Made Me Laugh
There is a knock on St. Peter’s door. He looks out and a man is standing there. St. Peter is about to begin his interview when the man disappears. A short time later there’s another knock. St. Peter gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, and the man disappears once again. …
Randomly Offensive Funny Email Of The Day
Hellen Keller went to townriding on a ponystuck a feather in her capand called it BLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHGHGHAG
Well, Now We Know
The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. “Jesus Christ!” he shouted. Joseph said, “Write that down Mary, it’s better than Moishe!”
Big John
Brad sent this in, and it cracks me up. One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops. A few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, …
Chili Anyone?
Frank: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other …