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If you’re going to study traffic patterns or perform some art or whatever else it is you might do while you block the road in the middle of downtown dressed up like a tree, Asher Woodworth is a pretty convenient real name to be sporting while you do it. This tree blocked traffic on Congress …
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The story of Leston Lawrence, the former Royal Canadian Mint employee accused of pocketing nearly $180,000 by keistering gold pucks has been all over the news today. But in all the coverage, one fact, albeit quite a childish one, seems to have flown under the radar. Lawrence’s trial, on charges that include theft, laundering the …
I’m not even sure where to start with this, so I’m just going to lay out what we have here. We have a fellow who admitted that on at least two occasions, he exposed himself to municipal bus drivers in Seattle. As a result of this admission and the conviction on two counts of indecent …
And now, your semi-regular reminder to stay off the drugs. Responding to 911 calls about a pair of “white males running around the lot taking off their clothes,” Warren City Police Department cops Friday morning encountered Timothy Cook, 32, who reportedly had been “growling and punching the cement.” Cook, a witness told officers, had entered …
Recently hit with two felony charges of possession of cocaine with intent to deliver and maintaining a drug trafficking place as a repeat offender was Willneal D. Cheeks. Guess where the police say they found his stash. According to the criminal complaint, Racine Police executed a search warrant at Cheeks’ residence at about 5 a.m. …
Recently convicted of gross sexual imposition and tampering with records after a trial in which it was alleged that he groped various female patients during orthopedic exams is Dr. Jake Heiney. And yes, those were among the things he groped. During Heiney’s trial, a 42-year-old woman testified that the doctor pushed and squeezed her breasts …
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If not for the location, I’d likely have passed this one over since there’s really not a lot going on here. At about 2:30 pm Monday, there was a report of a male masturbating inside the Kum and Go at 418 South Federal Avenue. The male allegedly exposed himself to at least one person inside …
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If winning a game of name bingo came with lots of cash and fabulous prizes, I might be rich right now. Why? Well, because Police in Pottstown were asked to conduct a welfare check on a woman named Sara High at a motel on High Street, that’s why. It didn’t go well, in case you …
There are a number of reasons why I might want to post this story. Our hero speeding past a couple of cops sitting in front of a police station so he could get to court on time is one. Double parking in spaces he’s not supposed to park in in the first place once he …
My first thought when I saw the headline Passenger Arrested For Masturbating “Up To Three Hours” During Megabus Trip was damn, that’s got to be some kind of record. Turns out The Smoking Gun thinks so too, and if they think it’s a record, it’s probably a record. They’re pretty good at this stuff. So …