Poverty-Stricken Africans Receive Desperately Needed Bibles An exuberant Clarkson said the Bible drop was the culmination of one of the largest and most aggressive grassroots fundraising drives ever undertaken by the organization, which was able to fund the mission largely through local charitable events, such as bake-offs, barbecues, and pie-eating contests. “We absolutely would not …
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Lots Of Breaking News
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You Learn Something New Every Day
Bow Hunter Learns A Lot About Bears In Six Seconds
Doing The Right Thing
ACLU Defends Nazi’s Right To Burn Down ACLU’s Headquarters
Happy Valentine’s Day
Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently
Smart Kid, I Wish I’d Thought Of That
Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes
Congratulations
World’s Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100
>It’s About Time
>Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement
>Maybe We’d All Be Better Off If This Happened
>If Michael Mukasey doesn’t become Attorney General,I think Bush is gonna snap.
Glad They’re Thinking Ahead
Preemptive Memorial Honors Future Victims Of Imminent Dam Disaster