This is hilarious, not to mention frighteningly close to what it sounds like when real politicians decide to reassure the public.
Category Archives: satire
And Not A Moment Too Soon
Poverty-Stricken Africans Receive Desperately Needed Bibles An exuberant Clarkson said the Bible drop was the culmination of one of the largest and most aggressive grassroots fundraising drives ever undertaken by the organization, which was able to fund the mission largely through local charitable events, such as bake-offs, barbecues, and pie-eating contests. “We absolutely would not …
Lots Of Breaking News
Man With Hammer-Induced Thumb Injury Appeals To Christ AlmightyHuge Animal Jumps Right Fucking Out In Front Of Area ManArmless Fiancée Shows Off Engagement HatInternational Star Registry Accidently Renames Sun ‘Margaret’
You Learn Something New Every Day
Bow Hunter Learns A Lot About Bears In Six Seconds
Doing The Right Thing
ACLU Defends Nazi’s Right To Burn Down ACLU’s Headquarters
Happy Valentine’s Day
Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently
Smart Kid, I Wish I’d Thought Of That
Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes
Congratulations
World’s Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100
It’s About Time
Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement McGowan claimed that one of the main reasons the movement enjoyed so little success in the past was that the previous management was often too timid and passive and should have been much more results-focused. “You can’t waste time pussyfooting around with protests and getting all …
>Maybe We’d All Be Better Off If This Happened
>If Michael Mukasey doesn’t become Attorney General,I think Bush is gonna snap.