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Smart Kid, I Wish I’d Thought Of That
Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes
Congratulations
World’s Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100
It’s About Time
Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement McGowan claimed that one of the main reasons the movement enjoyed so little success in the past was that the previous management was often too timid and passive and should have been much more results-focused. “You can’t waste time pussyfooting around with protests and getting all …
>Maybe We’d All Be Better Off If This Happened
>If Michael Mukasey doesn’t become Attorney General,I think Bush is gonna snap.
Glad They’re Thinking Ahead
Preemptive Memorial Honors Future Victims Of Imminent Dam Disaster
The Bad Idea Graveyard Is Expanding
Let’s visit the graveyard of bad ideas again. If you look to your left, you’ll see the don’t touch me cell phone program, and…oh! What have we here? There’s a new resident! Strangely enough, its creators are also from Japan. It is the portable zebra Crossing crosswalk mat. I’m laughing too hard to speak. So …
Praise The Lord!
I’m glad to hear that President Bush had such a good visit with the Dalai Lama. Er, actually make that “Dali Lama”.
Finally Some Good News
Not-So-Horrible Thing Happens In Iraq BAGHDAD—In a development Pentagon officials are calling not nearly as horrifying as usual, three car bombs ripped through a Baghdad marketplace Monday, killing fewer than 15 innocent civilians, severely injuring no more than 30, and merely maiming one U.S. soldier. The car bombs, which were detonated by Iraqi insurgents at …
Who Doesn’t Love A Good Country Song?
A group of country music’s biggest stars have a message for terrorists: you can’t hurt America by blowing up New York City. Yes, the full song does actually exist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_UHcuGOgmE