Hurricane Katrina Returns To New Orleans To Apologize NEW ORLEANS—After a three-year absence spent wallowing in guilt for killing several hundred Louisiana residents and leaving the city in shambles, Hurricane Katrina returned to New Orleans Tuesday to beg the Crescent City for forgiveness, destroying everything in its path and killing hundreds.
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Finally Some Health News We Can Trust
Report: Turkey Sandwiches An Excellent Source Of Turkey Sandwiches
A First For Technology
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet
So We’re All Doomed Then?
New Cell Phone Risks Cause Panic Among Assholes A new medical report showing that excessive cell phone use may increase the risk of cancer has sparked widespread fear among the nation’s assholes, prominent assholes confirmed today. For years, America’s assholes have talked relentlessly on their cell phones — while waiting on supermarket lines, sitting on …
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Rules Grammar Change I’ve already been awake for 2 hours and this still made my head spin for a minute.
>Get The Pail. It’s Domino’s
>Domino’s Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat This made me think ofCarin’s old post about those KFC Famous Bowls,which still sound wretched I might add.
This Would Be Right At Home In A Guelph Newspaper
Greenpeace Releases Dolphins Into ForestSounds like something our locally grown protesting knobs would do.
I Need No Title, This Speaks For Itself
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency
>The Article Is Fake But The Point Is Valid
>Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years I’m thinking really hard, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never met a person (excluding activist types) who doesn’t feel this way.
I’m Voting Republican
Ok, I’m not since I don’t live in the States, but all of my American friends had better be. There are all kinds of reasons why. Just watch!