Quick Wrestlemania Thoughts And A Prediction Contest Update. Also A Tiny Bit Of Complaining

Here’s a quick update for the people who care about such things on how I’m doing in the PWInsider Elite PPV Pick’Em game. Long story short since I’ve had a cold for the last few days that’s got me feeling like an exploding bag of shit, I fucking killed it with my Wrestlemania predictions. Of …

Imagine A War Where Nobody On Either Side Quite Understands How Weapons Work

Wow, that sucked. I guess every war has to start somewhere, but I was hoping for better, at least from the TNA side. I didn’t expect WWE to go any more all out than they would have anyway just because it’s Wrestlemania season, but TNA had a statement to make and while they did make …

Elimination Chamber Picks

While I’m making predictions, here are my picks for tonight’s WWE Elimination Chamber pay-per-view. As always, I’ll post once I’ve seen the show to let you know how shitty I’m doing in the contest. I almost watched this show tonight, butthe gameis far more important. Raw Elimination Chamber – WWE Champion Sheamus vs. Triple H …

Monday Night Wars, Take 2

Here we go again. I’m trying to come up with a bigger wrestling news story than this one that doesn’t involve a death or a murder, and I’m drawing a total blank. TNA officiallyannouncedyesterday that starting on March 8th, Impact will be moving to Monday nights from 9 to 11 PM. In case you don’t …

Wrestling Sucks And So Do I, But Wrestling Sucks More

“If WWE keeps booking wisely like they did here and refrains from making stupid decisions to try to fool people…”Me, speaking under the mistaken belief that there was still a shred of a fucking clue left in somebody around that shithole. So yeah, about that. After watching a pay-per-view that was ok at times and …

Eddie Fatu, (AKA Umaga), Dies

Eddie Fatu, probably best known to wrestling fans or anybody who reads my wrestling posts here as Umaga,died today at the age of 36 of what is believed to be a massive heart attack. He hadn’t wrestled for WWE since being released in June reportedly due to his second violation of the company’s drug testing …

Good Morning. Can I Go Back To Bed Now?

I have no idea what I’m writing about here, I’m just writing for the sake of writing. I guess we’ll see how this turns out…wonder if any of you will bother to read it to the end. I hate my body. Yeah, let’s start there. My body can go to hell. Since Carin has to …