Last Updated on: 31st October 2013, 04:16 pm
I just saw this brutal piece of news and thought I’d pass it on as it has left me in a state of shock and confusion. I can’t feel my ears. Can you ever feel your ears? Hmm. Anyway. Here we go….
Justin Timberlake The ‘Coolest Person In The World.’
Posted By Kenny Hammond on 11.25.03
Ok… Someone wake me when hell unfreezes…
Ok… First Eminem and Dr. Dre are the most powerful, and now Justin Timberlake is the ‘coolest person in the world.’
This according to British music magazine NME.
NME describes Timberlake as having a “magic alignment of killer career moves, genuine talent, charm, and good looks.”
Following Justin was Brody Dalle of the punk band “The Distillers” and Meg White of “The White Stripes.”
Now, I love Brodie with all my heart (call me, babe) and I got no beef with the White Stripes but Justin Timberlake is the coolest person on the planet????? Makes me glad to be a loser. I just don’t understand how any sane person could say that…. I just…. I ….. I gotta go.