Last Updated on: 13th January 2023, 10:42 am
If you’ve been visiting this place for a while, you probably know how much I love strange product labels. Well, somebody sent me a whole pile of them today so I thought I’d share the good ones that aren’t already here on the site. Some of these are completely insane.
Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commission Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.
Zantac 75
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face.
Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe
Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume
Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.
500-piece puzzle:
Some assembly required.
A toilet at a public sports facility
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.
Instructions for a cordless phone:
Do not put lit candles on phone.
T.V. manual
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
VCR box
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Box of Frosted Cheerio’s
The logo, “Tastes so good this box never closes,” is located just underneath another announcement: “To close: place tab here.”
Container of salt
Warning: High in sodium
Hose Nozzle
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
