>Happy Holiday Monday

Last Updated on: 23rd November 2012, 12:47 pm


I figured I’d better take a break from drinking in the sun and pop in and say hello and happy Thanksgiving to everybody. Yes my American friends who I know make up a majority of our site visitors, today is Thanksgiving. It’s real Thanksgiving, meaning the Canadian version, not that wacky November thing y’all are doing down there. Who’s idea was that anyway? Eating turkey a month before you have to eat turkey again? What are you people, retarded? And don’t even get me started on that whole black Friday thing. If you know the malls are going to be insane, why go? Would it really be so hard to wait until Off White Sunday when things have calmed down a tad, or is beating somebody up and running off with the last XBox one of those cultural things that I just don’t understand?

Ok ok, I kid, I kid. But I don’t kid because I love, it’s more because I can and right now I’ve got a sweet buzz and feel like insulting an entire nation. Hey, it’s not like with your economy the way it is you can afford weapons anymore, so I’m not too worried about getting blown up or anything.

Oh Jesus, I don’t mean to be like that. I’m sorry Tina, it won’t happen again. Please baby, please forgive me.

Anyway, on to other things.

If you’re Canadian and haven’t done it in advance, don’t forget to go out and vote tomorrow. And for those of you in Guelph, you’d better be casting your ballot forJohn Turmel.I wish I had some video clips to share with you, but unfortunately nobody has bothered to put up any of our local debate footage. Suffice it to say, the guy’s completely fucking insane and much too awesome for words. Anybody who’s main platform includes vote for me for sex drugs and rock and roll is fine by me. But in all seriousness, I’ll likely be voting NDP. I have a good feeling about Tom King, their local candidate. He’s very well spoken and I agree with a lot of what he says. Besides, a vote for Turmel would be a vote for fucking up a world record. Good old John is known for losing more elections than anybody in history, 66 at last count.

Before I go, I have to do something I don’t get to do very often, congratulate TNA. I watch every pay-per-view, but I rarely end up paying for them. Last night I bought the company’s Bound for Glory show and I have to say it was money well spent. There was nothing on the show that I absolutely hated, and most of it I loved. I definitely suggest buying a replay or getting your hands on it in any way you can, legal or not.

but since it wouldn’t be right not to complain about something, here goes. One of the few things that bothered me all night was something that has always bothered me about TNA. Why, during matches contested under no disqualification rules, do people feel the need to distract the referee so that they can cheat? The guy’s only job is to count pinfalls. He can’t stop you from doing anything if everything is legal. You can hit a dude in the nuts with a hammer and all the ref can do is stand around and watch, and check the shoulders when you decide it’s time to go for the cover. It’s little things like that that really take away from an otherwise good match. Please, for the love of Christ, stop doing that!

I think that’s all for now, the outdoors is calling me. I hope you all have a great day, even you American folks. You deserve one. Believe me, I’d be depressed too if I had Bush for a President and was forced to choose between Obama and McCain as his replacement. then again, no matter what happens you get to replace him, so I guess there’s an upside. And when push comes to shove, I’d vote Obama a million times out of a million.

Ok, I’m gone for real now. Sweet dreams…or something like that.

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