>Oh Cry Me A River Of Booze

Last Updated on: 24th April 2012, 10:50 pm

>Hey Edwin Calix, maybe robbery of stores isn’t your thing. I mean, when a 76-year-old dude isn’t even intimidated by your fake gun and threats to shoot him and he can keep you inside the store by hitting an autolock switch, and you’re reduced to tears on the floor, you suck. If you have a child like the clerk thought he heard you say you did among your incomprehensible babblings, just think of what he’ll think of daddy when he gets older.