Thank Goodness For Chef Boyardee

Last Updated on: 11th December 2017, 11:37 am

What a strange sermon to give, but apparently Anglican Reverend Tim Jones gave it. Essentially he said that all the poor people should not burglarize homes or mug people or turn to prostitution to fill their bellies this Christmas. No, there is a better way. shoplift cans of Ravioli from big chain stores.

Are there not food banks in the UK? Why advocate any type of crime? Why should someone be made to feel that they have to choose an evil?

Even funnier, a member of the congregation was so upset by his words of, hmmm, advice? That he bought 30 cans of ravioli and spaghetti (it was explicitly stated that they were purchased), waited for the priest outside the church the next Sunday, and threw the bucket load at him. Damn, I would have loved to have seen a video of that.

There’s no word on what, if anything, happened after that. But really, what would you do if someone threw a bucket of Spaghetti-Os at you? Even if I did speeches every Sunday, I would be rendered speechless. Speechless, and red, and it wouldn’t be all because of spaghetti sauce.

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