Ok what the hell? Jonathan Sneddon, for no particular reason, sauntered up to a girls’ singing group and decided to show them his organ. Then he just stood there, holding it, staring off into space while the girls screamed. When the cops asked him why he did it, the only reason he could give was …
Monthly Archives: February 2010
At The Hope Of Sounding Mean…
Rosa Franklin has good intentions, I think, but she’s been living under a rock for way too long. She has decided that the words “disadvantaged,” and “at risk” are horrible labels to put on kids, and they cause more problems just by being. So, she wants to change them, and is trying to pass a …
Hot And Spicy
What a horrible situation. A man set himself on fire. A police officer saw the burning man and rushed to help. She grabbed what she thought was a fire extinguisher out of her trunk. It wasn’t. It was pepper spray. I guess the fire extinguisher and pepper spray can look extremely similar. She unloaded it …
How Much Is Your Wife Worth?
Remember that guy who let his wife lie on the floor for ten weeks and didn’t get her any help? Well, here’s another one. In this case, JoAnn Knutson fell and lay on the floor for four days, but either she or the husband thought it was too expensive to call an ambulance. Too expensive? …
Short Shorts, Long List of Grossed Out Women
And you thought seeing a bit of a plumber’s butt crack was nasty. Imagine having Mark Stephen Owen working on your kitchen. Women from the ages of 45 to 83 noticed that he would often wear short shorts or strip down to his underwear to work, and his large wang would poke out through his …
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No Balls, No Fun
You’d think this was from the UK, but alass, it’s not. Playing ball banned from Ottawa schoolyard Yup, Ottawa. Some people got hurt, so the principal banned it. But apparently that ban might go away after protest. So maybe there’s still hope for us.
O No!
When I first read a summary of this story, I couldn’t stop laughing. Steve came in and asked what was making me laugh so hard, and I just kept laughing. In the end, I had to make JAWS read it to him, because I couldn’t finish even one sentence. This is what made me laugh. …
What Is I’m Still Going To Death Row?
After your death sentence has been commuted to life, it is never a good idea to write a taunting letter to the prosecutors essentially saying “Ha ha, you bunch of dumbasses, you saved my life. Now here’s the rest of the story, but you can’t get me, neener neener neener, I’m in the clear, thank …
Welcome To Duh Magazine!
Woohoo! Somebody else thinks like we do about some blindingly obvious conclusions reached by researchers such as the melting ice shelf is a sign of global warming. The reporter actually put together a pretty entertaining article about all the research done to come to conclusions that most people have already reached as a result of …