Last Updated on: 18th July 2013, 03:22 pm
We have an unidentified Chicago woman and her unidentified husband. We have a disagreement between the two. We have cupcakes. If you’ve been here for a while, you know what happens next.
The fight started with a verbal quarrel about 7:45 p.m. at the home in the 4700 block of South Western Avenue, according to a police report, but escalated until the woman started hitting her husband over the head.
After that, she reached for the box of desserts and directed a fusillade of snack cakes at his head and body, her husband told police. Several of the confections apparently hit their mark, as the man’s head and shirt were smudged with icing when officers arrived, according to a police report.
He told officers he feared for his safety, and she was verbally aggressive with officers, the report states.
Police said she admitted hurling the treats at her husband.
The woman is apparently free on a $10,000 bond and has been ordered to be electronically monitored. She’s been charged with a misdemeanour count of domestic battery.
Mmmm, batter.
