Last Updated on: 26th February 2015, 05:23 pm
Thanks to the Borowitz Report for reminding us that not all Black Friday news has to be bad news.
“We have been looking for evidence that the economy is on the mend,” said Davis Logsdon, chairman of the economics department at the University of Minnesota. “When people resort to homicide to buy a Blu-ray player, that is very, very good news indeed.”
Mr. Logsdon said he was “impressed” by the lengths to which some Walmart customers were going to grab coveted sale items: “They’re using tactics we usually associate with the UC-Davis police.”
With many customers using pepper spray and other weapons to get a shopping advantage, however, Mr. Logsdon advised Americans not to enter a Walmart unarmed.
Read the full story: In Positive Economic Sign, Walmart Customers Killing Each Other to Buy Shit
>I love Borowitz!!
>He's great. I've been reading him for years. He was also one of the first people I followed when I got Twitter. His live tweeting of the Republican debates is awesome.