White Donuts Will Turn You Black And Blue If You’re Not Careful

I love you, Florida. You always make this so easy on me.

Police were called to the Walmart store on US 19 after Charles Cook’s girlfriend said he picked up a box of white powdered donuts and hit her in the face with it during an argument.
During an interview with the responding deputy, Cook admitted to hitting her with the donuts and was arrested and charged with domestic battery.

A cause for the argument was not noted. I hope it was over whether or not to buy donuts that day.