Finding A Joke Title That Hasn’t Been Used Is Hard, But I Know Something That Isn’t

As I read the story of Catherine Kieu and the penis she severed, my brain is split into two distinct thoughts. The first, as you can surely imagine, is OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! The second is how in the world did this woman get a grown man to willingly eat tofu, even if it was laced with something?

According to police and prosecutors, Kieu drugged the unidentified victim with tofu-spiked sleeping pills before tying him to the bed, yelling “you deserve it” and removing the little unidentified victim with a 10-inch knife. Then, to add injury to injury, she is said to have disposed of it in the garbage disposal. given that last fact, there was obviously no chance for a happy homecoming. The best the man could get was a surgery that allowed him to go to the bathroom in as normal a manner as possible.

The couple had been going through a divorce at the time of the attack, so perhaps this was just Kieu taking her half.

If convicted, she faces the possibility of life in prison.

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