No Officer, That Wasn’t A Ringtone. It Was Just Me Farting

If you’re planning on smuggling a phone into jail with you via the good old Hershey Express, always always always remember to turn it off before packing it. Remember, not expecting a call doesn’t necessarily mean you’re not going to get one.

The Agence France-Presse reports that the 58-year-old convict had concealed the phone, along with a hands-free headset, in his body cavity.
The items were discovered when prison guards at Welikada jail in Colombo, Sri Lanka, heard a suspicious ringing.
“Guards knew he had a phone at the wrong end,” an unidentified guard told the AFP.

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