Every Name In This Story Is Amazingly Amazing

Everything about this story is glorious.

A man was arrested for allegedly committing lewd acts in the parking lot of a truck stop called Love’s Travel Stop. It is located in the town of Kirkwood. The fellow’s name is Calvin E. Wank. And perhaps best of all, he lives in Deposit, which is a real place in New York.

I think I might call it a day. I doubt this one’s getting topped for a while.

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