The Amish Aren’t Overly Keen On Seeing Your Paradise, Sir

It’s not often that a serial public masturbation story boasts logic anywhere near this sound. That’s not to say it was the best idea anyone’s ever had (not even close), but grading on the usual intelligence curve, it’s pretty clear that Benjamin Grafius at least took some time to think things out. Police say a  …

CTV Will Be Replacing Canada AM With Canada AM, Basically

It didn’t take nearly as long as I expected for CTV to announce a replacement for the suddenly cancelled Canada AM. Perhaps that shouldn’t be surprising though, considering that what they’ve come up with sounds…pretty much exactly like Canada AM just with different people and probably a new set. Apparently evolving the landscape for today’s …

If You Enjoy Canada AM, You Had Better Watch It Tomorrow So That Monday Isn’t A Surprise

So…uh…this seems to have come straight out of nowhere. Even by recent Bell Media standards, this is some pretty drastic cost cutting. I haven’t looked, but I can’t imagine the ratings for Canada AM of all things being so bad that they’d scrap it on performance grounds alone. It’s either a financial decision A.K.A. Bell …