If Ya Can’t Beat ‘Em, Think Things Halfway Through And Join ‘Em

An Iowa woman was arrested Thursday after it was discovered that she may have gone to two separate polling stations and cast a vote for Donald Trump at each one. Why? Because the polls are rigged, silly.

A Des Moines woman has been charged with Election Misconduct, a Class D felony, after allegedly voting twice for GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump. Terri Rote says she was afraid her first ballot for Trump would be changed to a vote for Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton.
“I wasn’t┬áplanning on doing it twice, it was spur of the moment,” says Rote. “The polls are rigged.”

Alright, let’s run with this for a moment. If the polls really are rigged, then who’s to say that you didn’t just vote twice for Hillary?

But hey, good effort. One that could cost you up to five years in prison if convicted.

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