I wasn’t going to post about this John Kuznezow fellow that police in Wisconsin found in a tree while he was probably spying on women in an apartment building nearby, but then this sentence happened.
When the police asked the man to get down they noticed his pants were undone and found that he had no valid reason to be in the tree.
What a great sentence that is. I can’t stop laughing at it. But it does beg the question, what *would* be a valid reason for chilling in a tree with your pants open? Is it ok if you bring along tree trimming equipment to make it look like you might be a city worker on his lunch break?
In case you were wondering, Kuznezow was hauled in after he came down and charged with invasion of privacy.
