It’s Awful Out. Let’s Go For A Swim

My brain hurts. But on the bright side, at least it works. That’s more than I can say for the sludge dumps in poor disguise that whoever came up with this have to work with.

A householder on the outskirts of Edinburgh wants to create an “innovative” underground tunnel to the outdoor swimming pool in his garden.
The City of Edinburgh Council received the application from Mr Ben Molyneux to construct an underground link to his outdoor swimming pool outside his home at 64 Johnsburn Road in Balerno.
Mr Molyneux was granted permission by the council in March to create an outdoor swimming pool in his garden but now he wants to create the tunnel.
On the planning application it is explained that this is because the household “requires to have a means of accessing the facility without having to suffer the often poor weather conditions whilst in swim/gym wear.”

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  1. Is that Edinburgh Scotland? If so, he must be new to the area as in the UK it is always shit outside. What the hell did he think was going to happen? Also I know a guy from Edinburgh. He’s different.

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