I’ve Got A Bone Or 20 To Pick With You, Dad

I am a big fan of chicken wings. I may be an even bigger fan of free chicken wings. As such, I can’t imagine a single variety of free chicken wings that would irritate me to this degree.

According to an arrest report, Suliafu’s father returned home that day with an order of chicken wings for his son, ABC 4 reported.
“When (Suliafu) discovered the wings were not the variety he liked, he became upset and began to argue,” an officer wrote in a probable cause statement.
The dispute escalated, Suliafu went into his bedroom and returned with a gun and, despite his father’s pleas, he opened fire, police said. The father was able to dodge the bullet, which traveled through the walls of their apartment and eventually became lodged in a neighbor’s dishwasher, police added.
The father then went for his son’s legs, attempting to wrestle the gun away from him, and amid the tussle, Suliafu shot off two more rounds that became lodged in the ceiling, police said. The father was finally able to snatch the weapon away and unload it while fleeing, police added.

Unfortunately there’s no section here detailing the younger Suliafu’s thought process such as it was, so we don’t know what kind of wings dad brought home or whether or not the old man has a history of doing things like this just to mess with the poor kid.

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