That Big Bang You Heard Was Dad’s Head Exploding

Last Updated on: 22nd November 2022, 03:42 pm

Have you ever seen someone try to flick a cigarette butt out of a speeding car but it blows back in and lands somewhere and then there’s a frantic search and moment of panic while everyone looks for it and puts it out? I remember my dad hitting me with one of those once when I was little. Kinda sucked. Burned a small hole in my shirt and everything. But that’s not why we’re here. We’re here because some stupid kid did something like that, but worse.

According to LPD, a 17-year-old male, in possession of the vehicle, was lighting and throwing fireworks out of the vehicle at around 10:31 p.m. While attempting to throw one of the lit fireworks out of the vehicle, the firework bounced into the back seat where it landed next to a one-foot-by-one-foot box of fireworks.
The 17-year-old exited the vehicle and the box of fireworks began to ignite, setting the car on fire.
The vehicle was a total loss.

Serves you right, dummy.

I wish they had reported on who owned the car and how far up buddy’s ass that fella wound up braking his boot off once the police were done with him.

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