IF I EMAILED MY PARENTS LIKE DEMOCRATS EMAIL ME
I got a chuckle out of this. Yes, it says Democrats, but you can definitely substitute that for your party/advocacy group of choice, or at least that’s been my experience. I imagine the Republican ones are much crazier now, but I’ve been lucky enough not to see them.
SUBJECT: Match my contribution to Dua Lipa tickets???
LIMITED TIME ONLY! DONATIONS 2X IMPACTFUL
For the FIRST TIME in months, I am offering a 100% MATCH to any parent who chips in up to $150 for tickets to see Dua Lipa at Madison Square Garden.
Heroes like Dua Lipa fight to slay and be iconic for our democracy every day.
But the big banks are trying to BLOCK her impact by placing a hold on my savings account.
They claim it’s because I’ve “severely overdrafted.” Show them they underestimate us at their own peril by Venmoing me whenever you get a second in between surgeries.
And don’t forget, no matter what the media tries to tell you: you are not invited to the concert.