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Here we go again with more zero tolerance bullshit. Adam Hernandez was handcuffed, photographed, fingerprinted and charged with theft. What did he steal? A $2.60 chicken nugget meal. Seriously. And he didn’t even steal it. A friend of his was part of the Free Lunch program, Hernandez wasn’t, and he gave Hernandez his lunch. Suddenly, …
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So, here’s something else you shouldn’t try if you have brains. It’s called a barrel ride. Take a 55-gallon drum and put 4 gallons of methanol in it. Drop a match in and sit on it. In theory, it should cause the drum to slide across the parking lot like a rocket…but if the drum …
David Birch and his ex sound like quite the interesting pair. Birch walked into a Timmins business, and suddenly found himself looking at his ex. Due to several court orders, he’s not to have any contact with her. But for some reason, they started arguing, and she asked him to hold two bowls of poutine …
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A man was having hallucinations that clowns were after him and his mother, apparently because he had gotten stoned on some beer and pain pills. After shooting 22 rounds into the walls and ceiling of his mom’s home and shooting at his mom’s car, he was arrested, and was convinced he had killed several clowns. …
I said I need to stop looking at stupidity for a minute. Then I found something that has made me think I need to stop for a few hours. This is so unbelievably preventable, so sad, so…so…stupid! Go read it, and then you’ll be in the same state I’m in right now. 4 men and …
Good god, does Matthew Johnson’s family hang out withthe family of Brian Hopkins? They must! Two families couldn’t independently come up with such similarly stupid lawsuits…or could they? The story goes that Matthew Johnson and 3 nitwit friends went and rented a canoe. They decided to jump off a railroad trestle into Mad River. A …
You have to be a special kind of stupid, after trying to pay for sex from a teenager and she doesn’t show up, to call her home and demand the refund from her dad. Yeah, that’s gonna end well. You thought she was older? Then why did you demand the money back from her dad? …
Oh god, here comes the UK again. I…I have no words. A street lamp’s bulb goes out. Council comes to assess, and says climbing a ladder to change the bulb would be too unsafe because it’s too close to power lines and trees. So, for 3 years, the residents have had no light at night. …
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I would usually say that Nathan Wayne Pugh is not meant for a life of crime, but he has a criminal history spanning 30 years. Well, I guess he’s not meant for a successful life of crime because he always gets busted. This epic bank robbery fail is no exception. Pugh: Teller, I’d like to …
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If you live in Sacramento and are a fan of small talk, don’t go to the Roseville Galleria. While in the mall, you are prohibited from walking up to a stranger and saying anything other than things to do with the mall. Oh wait, you’re not prohibited. You just need to fill out an application …