Slater Slides Into Hero Status

Remember Steven Slater? Well, lots of people are considering him a hero. Some people are even setting up a fund for his legal fees! I guess he was under stress because his mom has cancer, and he just lost it. Apparently he’s been doing this job for 20 years and used to love it…until lately. …

Maybe This Kid Shouldn’t Grow Up Gotti

I’d hate to be the nurse in this situation. When John Keinath’s baby was born, the nurse asked him what they were going to name it. He said “John Gotti.” She thought he was joking, and laughed. He responded by threatening to kill her. He wasn’t kidding about that either. For several months, he has …

Yet Another Guide Dog Attack

Every time I read about another guide dog attack, I shiver, and am thankful I have not had to deal with an attack that ended Trix’s career or caused injuries that required veterinary care. What is with people walking dogs that they can’t control, or walking too many of them. If you can’t handle two …

It’s The Humane Society, Not The Chow Mein Society!

What kind of a weirdo is Gary L. Korkuc? Apparently he’s a weirdo who wants to eat his pet cat because he thinks the cat is mean. What makes this even weirder is he adopted this cat. So is he a nice man who snapped, or did he just adopt the cat because he didn’t …

A Response From Elections Ontario On The Issue Of Accessible Voting

The other day Carinposted about Elections Ontario’s draft access standards for polling stations.The 2 of us both submitted our feedback and we hope that you did too. My original comments to them as well as the form response we both got back are also in the thread under Carin’s post. Today I finally got my …

The Story Of Ashley Kirilow Just Gets Sadder

Jen sent me this followup story on the cancer-faker from yesterday. It’s pretty bad when she was supposed to have a bail hearing yesterday, but since noone wants to bail her out, she’s going to have to meet again on Wednesday, and maybe then someone might show up. My money’s on no. You know you’ve …

Have You Had Your Window Break Today?

Jen told me about this one. She said she saw it on TV. I love it! We’ve got other people watching out for food feuds! Melodi Dushane needs to settle down. If chicken nuggets are not available, a correct response is not to reach through the window and punch the employee in the mouth. It …

>Alarming Alarm System

>What really happened to this security van in England reminds me of the car alarm sketch by Radio Free Vestibule. I know that’s not the complete sketch, but you get the idea. If it had continued, the car would have turned into a robot intent on demolishing the earth, and just then, before the earth …

She May Be Old, But She’s Not Slow

Raymond Shepard has joined the ranks of those not meant for a life of crime. He followed 69-year-old Carol Costello out of a store, intent on mugging her. After all, he had seen she had thousands of dollars in cash on her. Shepard and another guy followed her for a distance, then blocked her in …