Well, it looks like they’re going to let Ashley Kirilow out of jail. Nobody bailed her out, but they decided to cut her a funky deal. She has a zillion conditions on her release, and if she violates any of them, she’ll have to pay them $5000. I do agree with her lawyer, though. She’s …
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Keep Your Eyes On The Road, If Your Eyes Work, That Is
Thanks Amanda for this one. I’ve gotten mad about people driving while doing all kinds of things to distract themselves from the task of driving, but I think I’ve found something even worse, that is driving when you know you’re legally blind! That’s what Trena Evette Mitchell did, and she hit a motorcyclist and killed …
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The Teddy Bear Picnic Was A Blast
Back last Friday, I mentioned the Teddy Bear Picnic. Well, yesterday, it happened, and it was a lot of fun. We had lots of fun. We had bears wearing little glasses, bears with little white canes, lots of stuff. We had a model of a communication board for kids who have trouble speaking, we had …
Parking Spots Aren’t Good Sleeping Spots
This story of a man running over, and parking on, a sleeping drunk man is the perfect storm of oh fuck. Robert Biggenow was having a good time with family. He was drinking, and drinking some more, and he decided to go to sleep. But he didn’t sleep in a conventional place. He went to …
Yummy Woman And The Three Bears
Does Patricia Torres want to end up like Donna Munson and Kelly Ann Walz? Does she? She will, if she keeps up this recreational feeding of wildlife bullshit. She feeds squirrels, birds and deer, and I guess a bear thought the stuff she was leaving out was mmm mmm good too. Then it choked on …
Rare And Awesome Guide Dog Moments
Yesterday was quite the day of rare happenings. First, I was able to explain to not one, but two different people the concept of why you shouldn’t pet a working dog, and they got it! They really got it! Second, a little tiny kid looked at me and quietly asked, “Can I…please…pet…your dog?” With a …
Free To Turn Off The CD
Some children’s music is still fun to listen to when you’re grown up. There’s still something cool about Raffi, for example. But the other day, I got to hear something I used to listen to when I was a kid, and…blech! I don’t know how I even listened to it back then. I’d like to …
Parking Meter Meets Park Bench
Now there’s a sick thought. China, in an attempt to make sure that people didn’t sit too long on park benches in Shangdong province, have installed meters. Meters? Yup. Benches are covered in spikes that aren’t long enough to cause harm, but just long enough to make things uncomfortable. If you pay, the spikes go …
Wanna See My Real Banana?
When you see a story about a man in a banana suit showing off his banana, you just have to put it up, although it’s hard to say much else because the rest of the story makes no sense. All we know is Carlton Jeffery Kohnert decided that he must drive around town in a …
He’s As Big A Boob As Hers Are
I’ve heard of women flashing their boobs at someone who’s just withdrawn some cash and then stealing the money while he’s distracted, but I’ve never heard of one woman flashing her boobs at the guy while another one punched in an amount. If you’re that distracted by boobage, you need help.