Take some “Fantastic Voyage”, And some “Me and Julio”, and have yourselves a wonderful Friday afternoon. No, I’m not sure how Macho Man fits in either, but I’ll go with it.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
I’m Gonna Beat You Blind, Brother! Then I’m Gonna Do It To Myself!
I’m still very behind on watching wrestling. I’m not sure I’ll ever catch up, but that’s ok. Pretty much everything I watch these days is good to great, so at least I’m having fun trying. Anywho, I just got to the point in late May where Fraxiom got their new, main roster entrance music. Like …
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The Make-A-Wish President
When you watch the way Trump’s officials talk about him, it’s hard to come away from the experience thinking anything other than that it’s some of the most pathetic nard gargling you’ve ever had the misfortune of witnessing. But I suppose if you’re worried that dear leader might have you disappeared or that you may …
How They Get Records To Play Stereo Sound
When I took audio production classes back in high school or when things needed to be done for the radio station, the subject of records didn’t come up all that much. At that time, everything was all about tape, CD and the beginnings of digital. Nobody was really worried about getting something pressed onto vinyl. …
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No Scrubs, the Acoustic Ballad
I’m not going to pretend I know anything about Matt Corby beyond whatever’s on his website, but I most definitely enjoyed his cover of TLC’s “No Scrubs”, because as we should all know by now, I’m a sucker for this kind of stuff. This was done for a segment on Australian radio station Triple J …
Watch A Bunch Of Fake Ads From Saturday Night Live
There’s no doubt that Saturday Night Live is one of the greatest, most important comedy shows of all time, even if sometimes it leaves me sitting in front of the TV completely confused or muttering to myself about how something or other is the worst shit I’ve ever seen. But I suppose that’s one of …
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In These Unprecedented Times, You Can Count On Us To Tell The Truth About Our Crummy User Experience. That’s Why We Need Your Support Now More Than Ever
They say that the best jokes often start out with a grain of truth. If that’s true, then this one makes me feel like I’ve just been run over by a truck full of them. Speaking of which, if I get asked to sign into a random website with my Google account one more time… …
I Need A Babysitter. For Myself, Judging By The Kinds Of Things I Get Tricked Into
My brain has been through a lot these last couple weeks (more on that sometime down the road I’m sure), but I still have no idea why this particular scam worked. Maybe you can pull it once because there’s someone out there that’ll fall for anything, but multiple times? Nothing about it makes any sense. …
Tell Me I Didn’t Just Hear That!
User demanded a ‘wireless’ computer and was outraged when its battery died This reminds me of a good friend of ours. He loves the idea of new technology, but he has no idea how to use any of it, god bless him. Years ago, when Aftershokz came out with wireless headphones, he excitedly bought a …
Region Of Waterloo Implements Entitled Stupid Person Tax
Make speed camera signs bigger, brighter, and bolder, driver says after $88 ticket I’ve got a better idea. What if, instead of more signage, there were less signage and you all just, like, drove properly? In a perfect world, there would be no signs announcing speed cameras at all. The one announcing the speed limit …
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