If anything is going to help me get out of yet another posting drought, it’s going to be the need to make Carin aware that hundreds of bees recently attacked a bunch of people and that nobody quite knows why it happened. Several dozen people were injured – with three rushed to hospital in a …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Bless You, Joe!
I have no idea how you replace someone like Joe Bowen, but Rogers has about a year to figure it out. Yes, we’ve hit another day I thought would never come. Sinatra said it bestAnd now the end is nearAnd so I face the final curtainMy friend I'll say it clearI'll state my case of …
You Should Try The App I Use. It’s Called Blanket
I’m worlds better than I used to be, but I’m still not anything close to what you’d call a champion sleeper. Even now, there are nights when it’s just not happening for me no matter what I do. Sometimes the problem is too much noise outside. Sometimes it’s weird dreams. Sometimes it’s headaches or my …
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How I Learned To Eat Soup, And To Waste Some Dickhead’s Day
It’s been a while, but I’ve finally come across another good use for AI. Building an army of bots and setting it loose on scam call centres! One person tying up one other person for a while is fine and all, but in the grand scheme,that’s a fight you’re never going to win if the …
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Just Send The Money, Ya Arseholes
As a person with a disability, I should probably have strong opinions on the new Canada Disability Benefit. I don’t, really. A couple extra grand a year isn’t going to fix a whole lot of anything if you’re looking at things systemically since disability rates in this country tend towards being so low they ought …
Best News Bloopers For May 2025
I’m impressed by the guy on the roller coaster. He read a lot more of those facts than I thought he would. I actually like roller coasters and I don’t think I could do that. And I kind of want to try those hot wings, too. I’m not what I used to be now that …
Why Are You Complaining? It Says & More Right On The Sign
Of all the places you might expect to find a hidden cell phone camera taking video of men using the washroom, who would ever think it could happen at a place called We Spy? On Monday, the Tarpon Springs Police Department said a customer was using the men’s restroom at the “We Spy Coffee & …
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I’m Not Bailing You Out, Dad
Knifepoint robbery goes poorly is a story that comes up fairly regularly. But knifepoint robbery goes poorly because the victim recognizes the perpetrator as his dad? I think that might be a new one. The 17-year-old victim had used the cash machine close to his home to withdraw £10. He saw a hooded man dressed …
I Don’t Think It Worked
It’s hard for me to sit here, especially these days, and bag on anyone for wanting to remove sadness, negativity and pain from their lives. I will say, however, that in my experience, simply pouring some of the alcohol from the bottle into myself rather than onto something that I’m trying to set on fire …
Huh? Where? Say What?
Having done a bit of radio in my time, I know the feeling of hitting a word you’re just not quite sure about. So this was extra funny to me. Mass casualties are being reported with countless more injured following widespread destruction through the small town of Quioneboughe.