Total Eclipse Of The Heart, The Literal Video

If ever somebody decides that DVS versions of music videos are a good idea, this is how it would have to be done. Yes, they’ve changed the lyrics for the whole song and are singing what’s happening in the video. It’s hilarious when you can’t see it, and I’m sure following along with those functional …

I’ll Have The Breast And A Wing, And The Cops Can Have The Collar When They Get Here

I understand that robbery is the kind of hard work that can make a man mighty hungry, but at the same time I also understand that sitting down to enjoy your hard earned mealin the restaurant you just held up with an air gunis a poor, poor idea. There’s an unidentified 38-year-old British criminal who …

This Ain’t Your Grandpa’s Computer…Actually Yes, It Sort Of Is

Jack Zylkin has designed what he’s calling aUSB typewriterbecause…because…ahh hell, I’ll let him explain it. The USBTypewriter™ is a new and groundbreaking innovation in the field of obsolescence.  Lovers of the look, feel, and quality of old fashioned manual typewriters can now use them as keyboards for any USB-capable computer, such as a PC, Mac, …

Are You Ready For Some Football? Not So Fast, Waterloo People

A lot is being made of the University of Waterloo’s decision tosuspend its football program for the upcoming seasonin the wake of what is being called the biggest doping scandal in the history of Canadian university sports. Everybody seems to have an opinion on it, some saying it’s what had to be done and congratulating …

I’ll Have The Sweater Meat Road Pizza

Considering that we tend to put a lot of the male flashers we write about into thedo it yourself category,I guess it’s only fair to putCherelle May Dudfieldthere too even though there doesn’t appear to be any sort of sexual motivation for what she did, unless she’s got some kind of strange being hit by …

At The Bottom Of This Grave Lies A Dead, Dead Man

Country singer and sausage maker Jimmy Deandied Sunday at the age of 81. I’m not positive I’ve ever had a Jimmy Dean sausage though I likely have, but what I have always had is a soft spot for his most famous song, Big Bad John, sohere it is. And while we’re at it, here’sPT-109,complete with …

The Names On These Guys…

The Jays drafted a pitcher named Asher Wojciechowski yesterday. I don’t know what kind of arm he’s got or anything, I’m just imagining him and Marc Rzepczynski pitching in the same rotation some day. And you never know, with the way free agency can go and how a big trade can come out of nowhere, …

Instead Of Stopping The Mosque, How About Stopping To Think

I hate to ask this question of my American friends, but are racist ignoramuses the main product you’re manufacturing down there nowadays? It’s hard not to think so what with everything going on in Arizona and nowthis. A group of protesters calling itself Stop Islamization of America gathered near the site of a proposed mosque …