Allow me to say this publically. Steve, you’re a jerk! Steve sends me a message entitled “Neat story.” He tells me I would really be interested in this, it’s good. I open it, and what do I see? Another story about a fucking bee beard! But this one wasn’t just a bee beard, it was …
Category Archives: I’m In Bees
Un-Bee-Lievable
Nearly two years ago, Steve found an article that was sure to send me into spasms of eeeeeeek! It was about beekeepers making a bee beard. Because he just loves watching me squirm, he found a more detailed account of how to make a bee beard, and uh, um, mission accomplished! There are certain details …
That’s A Lot Of Bees!
Yikes. These bees aren’t the kind you’d want to wear in a bee beard. What I can’t figure out is if they came out of the walls of a house, how’d they get outside? I never thought I’d say these words, but the poor pit bull.
A What Beard?
Why? *holds face* Why? *flinches at the thought* Why make a b..b…bee beard? For christ’s sake, if you get the urge to wear 3.8 pounds of bees on your face, seek professional help. It is amazing that he only got stung twice after wearing his bee beard for 45 minutes.
How Buzz-arre.
Wow. Now our mounties are rounding up bees. This story is too weird. I quote. OTTAWA (AFP) – Mounties in eastern Canada were called in to help round up rogue honeybees after a palace coup this week caused a split in the hive, a spokeswoman said Thursday. “The beekeeper came to us and said that …