Once again, Steve sent me a story about bees that made me squirm. It appears a guy went grocery shopping, but when he came back to his car, the back seat was full of bees, and I do mean full. There were 15000 bees in the car who had just started to swarm. What amazes …
Category Archives: I’m In Bees
Aggressive Bee
And now, something ridiculous and silly, just because. The Aggressive Bee This is a rap about a mean bee. The song was inspired by an actual bee who used to dive-bomb me while I sat outside and wrote raps at my old apartment in Central Square, Cambridge, Massachusetts. I’m not allergic to bees, or particularly …
The Latest Buzz
I don’t have a lot of words. Just eek! Oh, and maybe beeeeeeees! Apparently there are some crazy aggressive bees in California and Arizona that no one would use in a bee beard. In California, they attacked a dude in a wheelchair and 3 guys trying to rescue him. Meanwhile, in Arizona, some more bees …
There Were Bees, Bees, Way Down To His Knees…
Ug. Steve just loves torturing me with these. It must bring him such joy. Last summer, he sent me the story of a fellow making a bee head. Now, this guy had so many bees on him that he was wearing a bee sweater! Eeeeeeeeeek! And he wants to try wearing even more bees, so …
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Unintentional Bee Beard
Poor Lamar LaCaze. Poor poor guy. After that, I think I would have to mow the lawn in a snowsuit. He was just mowing the lawn, when it happened. He must have struck one hell of a nest of bees, because he got 1200 stings. Ow ow ow ow oo oo ee ee. I love …
Bee Beard Gone Wild
Allow me to say this publically. Steve, you’re a jerk! Steve sends me a message entitled “Neat story.” He tells me I would really be interested in this, it’s good. I open it, and what do I see? Another story about a fucking bee beard! But this one wasn’t just a bee beard, it was …
Un-Bee-Lievable
Nearly two years ago, Steve found an article that was sure to send me into spasms of eeeeeeek! It was about beekeepers making a bee beard. Because he just loves watching me squirm, he found a more detailed account of how to make a bee beard, and uh, um, mission accomplished! There are certain details …
That’s A Lot Of Bees!
Yikes. These bees aren’t the kind you’d want to wear in a bee beard. What I can’t figure out is if they came out of the walls of a house, how’d they get outside? I never thought I’d say these words, but the poor pit bull.
A What Beard?
Why? *holds face* Why? *flinches at the thought* Why make a b..b…bee beard? For christ’s sake, if you get the urge to wear 3.8 pounds of bees on your face, seek professional help. It is amazing that he only got stung twice after wearing his bee beard for 45 minutes.
How Buzz-arre.
Wow. Now our mounties are rounding up bees. This story is too weird. I quote. OTTAWA (AFP) – Mounties in eastern Canada were called in to help round up rogue honeybees after a palace coup this week caused a split in the hive, a spokeswoman said Thursday. “The beekeeper came to us and said that …
