We here in Ontario did end up getting those new licence plates that Doug Ford promised us. They began rolling out at the start of this month, actually. They’re blue with white letters and numbers, which is the opposite of how they used to look, and apparently they say “A Place to Grow” on them. …
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That’s Not What They Meant When They Told You To Get The Head Out
Not sure how poor Reese McGuire is ever going to live this one down. Any time a commentator makes a reference to choking up on the lumber or getting some good wood on that ball, this is all anybody’s going to be thinking about. And don’t even get me started on what he might be …
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Jail Full Of Dopes
I’m ready to give a million bonus points to the first people who manage to score an interview with these two guys for their true crime podcast, because I must know what possessed them. Do they label everything? Were we to search their homes, would we find bags full of clothes? Do they take bags …
Help A Brother Out
I’m going to hope that Shawn Yoakum and his brother aren’t very close, because this seems like it should have been extremely preventable otherwise. Shawn Yoakum tried to rob the Village Pantry at 900 N. 14th St. about 6 a.m. Tuesday, according to police. He failed, according to police reports. Yoakum pulled a knife and …
I Think The Names Are Backwards
Is it me, or does Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus (the name of the head of the World Health Organization) sound more like something you would name a serious disease than COVID-19, which is what they’re calling the new Coronavirus? Personally I’d be a lot more concerned if somebody told me I had a bad case of …
Hickory Dickory Dock. I’m Watching You Bone With My Clock
I’m all about privacy rights and curbing police overreach, but this doesn’t sit right with me at all. Police had no right to seize hidden bedside camera from Airbnb condo, judge says Owner argued police breached his rights by entering apartment, seizing camera without warrant The gist of the story is basically what the headline …
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Moron Explains Moronic Act Moronically
Numbnuts from the plane A.K.A. James Potok has enlightened us as to why he thought it a good idea to announce to everyone that he had a virus and cause his flight to turn around and go home. And true to what appears to be form, he did it for the same reason that anyone …
Maybe We Should Send Him To China
I’m having one of those there oughta be a law moments after reading about this idiot. Seriously, everyone involved in this trip, from passengers to flight crew to ground workers all the way down to the people who laid the foundation for the factory where the plane was built should get to punch him. He …
Petty Criminal
It’s bad enough that you forget to put your mask on before you start robbing the dollar store, but it’s even worse when the dollar store you’re robbing is the one your girlfriend works at and people know you there. Also unhelpful? Said girlfriend making comments around other employees about you being in a gang …
Get Flesh Wound
I think Destin Garcia might have a future in management. The Florida Subway employee got very angry with a female coworker for running afoul of the rules on Black Friday. The restaurant’s actual management had said that due to the extra workload that came with the holiday, that everyone was allowed to make themselves a …