That’s Not What They Meant When They Told You To Get The Head Out

Not sure how poor Reese McGuire is ever going to live this one down. Any time a commentator makes a reference to choking up on the lumber or getting some good wood on that ball, this is all anybody’s going to be thinking about. And don’t even get me started on what he might be …

No, MLB. More Playoff Teams Will Not Make Things Better

MLB plotting playoff expansion — with reality TV twist MLB is seriously weighing a move from five to seven playoff teams in each league beginning in 2022, The Post has learned. In this concept, the team with the best record in each league would receive a bye to avoid the wild-card round and go directly …

Not Sure How Well That Goes With Cracker Jacks, But I’m Not Here To Judge

Here’s Chicago Bears coach Matt Nagy ever so slightly messing up the words to Take Me Out To The Ballgame during a Cubs Reds game last season. Sing it loud, sing it proud, Coach Nagy!#BearDown pic.twitter.com/jqDE55FcFn — Bears Talk (@NBCSBears) July 17, 2019 It’s impossible to know for sure of course, but that sounds pretty …

Well, He Did Ask For A Maple Leaf Cake…

https://www.facebook.com/tania.levesque.50/posts/10157458190500862 A Mascouche, Que., family is laughing off an error by their local bakery that marred their son’s eighth birthday celebration last weekend. They had requested a cake with the Toronto Maple Leafs logo for Jacob, a diehard Leafs fan  — just like the cake he’d received for previous birthdays. Jacob’s stepmother, Tania Lévesque, said the bakery told her …

Dumb People Are Trying To Ruin Deadspin

I know it’s dumb people, because if your grand idea is to buy something that’s both unique and popular and then set about draining it of much of what makes it unique and popular, you are a dumb person. Deadspin works precisely because it doesn’t stick to sports. Don’t get me wrong, it can be …

At Least Whoever Ended UP With That Ball Will Have A Dumb Story To Tell

Poor Anderson Feliz is going to have a hard time living this one down. Woof. The Minors gave us one of the weirdest walk-offs you'll ever see. @swbrailriders' Breyvic Valera hits what appears to be a game-tying double, but Norfolk's right fielder forgets how many outs there are…. (via @MiLB) pic.twitter.com/tc5knvf2Mt — Cut4 (@Cut4) June …

It’s Been 25 Years Since That Version Of O Canada AT The Las Vegas CFL Game

I posted this video once before, back when everybody was freaking out about Nelly Furtado singing O Canada at that basketball game and I was trying to get them all to calm down. And now that the 25th anniversary of what is still one of the best worst anthem performances of all time has passed, …

Happy Almost Retirement, Larry Mellott!

Sending best regards to @stormradioguy as he begins his final broadcast at @1460CJOY 30 mins from now before retiring from full time duty. ⚡⚡#PlatersPlayback 1988-09-21: Larry Mellott calling the Guelph Platers final season opener at Guelph Memorial Gardens vs Toronto Marlies. pic.twitter.com/Cm7Z75kRS9 — Platers Hockey History (@PlatersHockey) June 28, 2019 That’s some old audio of …