Ok, this has got to go in the stupid cooking files. AT least this guy survived. Why would you keep a deep-fat fryer near your sofa? Well, Manuel Douglas now knows why this is a bad idea. I still don’t understand why police broke windows after they’d gotten him out. Maybe they thought there were …
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Call Me Now For A Free Children’s Aid Investigation
Ok, here goes. I gave myself some time after I read the story before I posted, in hopes that I would be able to be a little more articulate. Apparently, that’s not happening. Every time I think about this, my brain flits around and all I get are short snippets of thought. The words “What …
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Wow, What A Small Guide Dog!
Remember how I talked about how I get asked a lot if Trixie is fully trained? This usually happens after an embarrassing incident. Well, here’s a new twist on it. I’ve now heard that puppy raisers get asked when they’re walking through places with the puppy they’re raising if they’re blind! Now that one is …
Maybe The Cellphone Rotted His Brain
I can’t decide what’s funnier. Is it the fact that Stuart Gardner came back to the house he burgled a few days before to ask the owner if the owner could give him back the mobile phone he dropped at the crime scene, or the fact that the 74-year-old owner of the invaded home said, …
How Is This Possible?
Exactly how dumb is Evan Ramsey? He claims that he didn’t know, at age 16, that when you shoot someone, they die. I guess he thought videogames were accurate representations of life. So when he opened fire on his Alaska schoolmates and one of them and the principal ceased to move an dlook alive, he …
This Vacation Is Gonna Be A Blast!
Who comes up with this shit? A new policy from the much loved and well respected US Transportation Security Administration states that people who refuse to present ID will no longer be allowed to board airplanes. However, if you say that you’d love to present it but you just can’t find it right now,that’s just …
Brakes Not Included
This story of a very stripped down car leaves me with so many questions. Why, oh why would you buy a car with a cinder block as a driver’s seat and nothing else inside? How do you not notice that it has no brakes, or brake pedal for that matter? Hell, how do you drive …
Those Evil Airlines Are Discriminating Against The Computer Illiterate
I’m no fan of the airline industry, but if the point of this tale of woe is that I’m supposed to feel sorry for this woman, well, all I can say is epic fale. That’s what happens when you don’t check your work before you hit the button. It’s not the company’s fault that you …
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I’m Gonna Be Rich!…If I Go For This About 10000000 Times
I hate to be so harsh, but any person who falls forthisquite simply needs to be killed for the good of the planet. Ok, you caught me, I don’t actually hate to be that harsh. Date: Sat, 7 Jun 2008 21:13:57 +0200 From: peterwong2@tiscali.cz Subject: Att To: undisclosed-recipients I am peter-wong from Bank hang seng …
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Is Canton’s Council Made Up Of Lawn Ornaments?
In Canton, Ohio, if you don’t cut your grass, you’ll go to jail. This law was apparently created because the city was sick of having to cut private lawns. So…how does this law help with that? You go to jail for something that really doesn’t need jail time, and if you’re in jail, how can …
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