What kind of dumbass would rape a woman and then give her his phone number? Michael K. Mahoney, that’s what kind. He’s also the kind of dumbass who would bite his mother on the breast area over baseball cards and hide behind a partition during his arraignment. What I really want to know is what …
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Guess What, We Have Traps For That Now
You’re not gonna believe this, but there are people out there who see nothing wrong with using a .44 magnum to kill mice. And I’m sure you’ll be stunned by this one too, these people live in a trailer. And just to complete the trifecta, the mice appear to have survived unharmed, naturally. The woman, …
What Were They Expecting, Recipes And Laundry Tips?
Russia bans 1950s-era book about Hitler by U.K. historian: report A history book about Adolf Hitler has been banned in Russia because it includes quotes insulting to Russians and Jews, according to a report. Prosecutors said Tuesday that a Russian court has banned the 1953 book Hitler’s Table Talk: 1941-1944 by British historian Hugh Trevor-Roper. …
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I’m Surprised He Didn’t Have Golf Clubs With Him Too
It’s things like this that make me wonder why I bother getting up every morning. A man was hit by lightning and killed during Tuesday night’s violent thunderstorm in Toronto. Witnesses said the 29-year-old man was struck while taking shelter under a tree at Christie Pits in central Toronto at about 8 p.m. An autopsy …
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I Did What? I’m Seeing Judge Who?
The story of Brett Tyler Schatte would have been a pretty good one even without being able to play the name game. I mean you know it’s been a hell of a night when you’re finally hauled into the clink after walking naked into a convenience store at 10 to 3 in the morning, eating …
Who Wins The Medical Stupidity Prize?
Ok, so now we have a stupidity war. We have penis cream stupid versus ozone treatments via vaginal blowing stupid. Yeah, and going up and down on the bed and saying “Oh boy!” is necessary, too. And the woman’s dead now. Where was her common sense? This guy must be a total scumbag. I’m sure …
BYOGD
Here’s your free advice for the day. If you’re planning on robbing a place or 2, it’s a good idea to bring your own getaway vehicle. Police said, early Friday morning, John Opperman-Green robbed a 7-Eleven on Orange Blossom Trail. When he left the store, he tried to get a ride with some men he …
Hopefully They Have A Family Suite.
No officer, I didn’t report my son for driving around in your stolen cruiser. I just don’t see it as a big deal. What do you mean I can come with you? Police said that the 13-year-old boy was known to them and that he was a good kid until recently. They say that he …
Pay No Attention To The Man In The Squad Car
HopefullyMercedes Greenwas trying to get herself arrested so she’d have a place to spend the night, because if not I’m left to wonder how she made it to age 19 being such a frightening level of stupid. Jenkins wore a suit and tie in an unmarked police car, according to his arrest affidavit. He said …
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If We Did This To The Brains Of The Bureaucrats I Bet We’d Find The Same Result, Too Small
Sweet Christ this is stupid. Tim Down sells fruit in a market. Recently he was subject to an inspection to make sure that everything was ok. It turned out that about 5000 of the kiwi fruits he was planning to sell didn’t meet European Union saleability standards. You might be thinking to yourself “good, I’m …