Well, a while back I bitched about how ya had to pay 30 bucks to graduate. Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut. Maybe I should have been content with that amount. Now I find out that, after I’ve put all this hard work into having a major in Psychology and a minor in …
Category Archives: thoughts
Pick up the Phone. No, Don’t.
I think it’s time for another lesson in phone ettiquet. After last night, I think it’s good to have a little preventative medicine. Remember Steve’s first lesson? Well, here’s an adendum. There are certain times, after which, unless I’m expecting your call, please don’t do it. This is because I’m sleeping most likely. Ok, if …
I’ve had my Phil
I was sitting here eating my dinner waiting for the news to come on. Sadly for me, the show before the news is that disgustingly overdone Dr. Phil show. Not that I think that Dr. Phil isn’t good at what he does per se, although I find his television presence fake and insincere. he just …
E Yes L
What is with this. Have you ever noticed this? People who have trouble with English, when they don’t understand, tend to just say, “Yes.” Has this happened to you? It happens to me, and it drives me nuts! One day, I was walking to the bus, and it was colder than cold, so I didn’t …
Chilling Thoughts
I don’t know why I find this so scary. But here we go. Off on another strange jog through Carin’s mind. I had the TV on, and this commercial came on for this new weird thing that some company has that makes air fresheners. Anyway it’s a disk and you put it in this special …
Please Continue To Hold
Being put on hold when I call somewhere bothers me. Not because while I’m sitting there I’m thinking about how an office full of people sitting around drinking coffee are laughing it up at the expense of all of the people on hold, I don’t have to think that, I know that’s what they’re doing, …
Here’s a story.
Once upon a time there was a big moron. She was actually kind of short, but she was large in moronic actions. She had been taking a bunch of medicine that the doctors had been telling her to take to keep her well. And she was well, for the most part. Life was happy. Happy …
Just A Thought
Do you ever stop and wonder if all of those people who tell you to question authority realize that by telling you what to do, they’re actually going against everything they stand for?
Who Builds This Stuff?
I noticed something really stupid about my fridge yesterday while I was putting away groceries. The egg section in the top of the door only has 20 spots in it. I’m sure that at this moment a few of you are probably thinking who cares, but let’s face it, if you were looking for hard …
Bizarre reversals
Explain this to me. There are no ophthalmologists for humans in this city, but there’s one for dogs. What the hell? Why does a dog need an ophthalmologist anyway? It’s not like he’s gonna drive anywhere. I mean if the dog’s doing some kind of work, then ok, but most dogs sit around, gnaw on …