Stay The Fuck At Home

Don’t ask me why, but somehow it appears that neither of us has ever posted Samuel L. Jackson’s heartwarming reading of the children’s classic “Go the Fuck to Sleep”. So before we go any further, allow me to remedy that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udj-o2m39NA Now with that in mind, I give you this extremely important, updated version fit …

How Do You Almost Make The Presidential Debate Watchable?

You add Weird Al and autotune, that’s how. I watched maybe five minutes of that “shitshow” on Tuesday night and the one question I had was who do I want to punch in the face more, everyone on that stage for being just the most insufferable childish assholes or me for not making better use …

Take Me Home, Country Roads, The Electric Toothbrush Edition

Take Me Home, Country Roads played by five electric toothbrushes and two electric typewriters. The John Denver toothbrush also drives on his RC car. Googly eyes on the road! It’s been a whole year since you first requested this John Denver song. But I decided to wait until the right time of the year to …

A Video Look At The 1950s Atomic Energy Lab Toy. Yes, the One With The Live Uranium In It

The old Atomic Energy Lab has come up once or twice here in a couple of posts that aren’t really worth my trouble to dig up. Basically if one of us ever linked out to somebody’s list of toys that weren’t a good idea, it’s most likely going to be on it. But what none …

Boy Oh Boy Did I Ever Take It Hard AT The Craps Table Last Night

I don’t spend any time in casinos, but even so, most of the revelations in this video don’t surprise me. People do tend to be creepy and gross a lot no matter where they are. But who in the king hell are the ones who will sit at a gambling table and think gee, I …