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Pepper Says Don’t Sneeze On Me
Looks like they’ve found another use for our pal Pepper the bank bot. She’s now tooling around a mall in France reminding people to wear masks. I sure hope nobody’s beaten her up. Some folks can get awful touchy about that. If you want to give her a knock or two for the bank stuff …
Happy Cha…What They Said
Seems like my sister is in good company. Smokey Robinson doesn’t know what Chanuka is, either. My mom grew up on the same street as Smokey Robinson in Detroit. So for Chanukah, I wanted to reunite them via @Cameo. But the video takes a strange twist. pic.twitter.com/IZ3S9WusiJ — Jeff Jacobson (@jeffjacobson) December 13, 2020 The …
How Is Prangent Formed
I had no idea there were so many ways to spell pregnant. Perhaps I need to spend more time hanging out at Yahoo! Answers. No. I do not need that. No one does.
Superman’s Terrible, Horrible, NO Good, Very Bad Day Off
Come on, you guys. Even superheroes need a mental health day now and then.
Stay The Fuck At Home
Don’t ask me why, but somehow it appears that neither of us has ever posted Samuel L. Jackson’s heartwarming reading of the children’s classic “Go the Fuck to Sleep”. So before we go any further, allow me to remedy that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udj-o2m39NA Now with that in mind, I give you this extremely important, updated version fit …
Amazing Banner
I can’t play guitar so maybe somebody who does is going to tell me that playing one song with each hand like this is easier than it looks and sounds, but I’m impressed. Can you hear both songs being played? This is my arrangement of “Amazing Grace” and Star-Spangled Banner” to be played on one …
The Paramedic Pup
I saw this on the news last night, and whenever I think about it, I giggle. Someone dressed their dog up as an ambulance. I’m not sure how they did that. But what made this even funnier is this dog would howl every time a siren would go off and kind of sound like a …
How Do You Almost Make The Presidential Debate Watchable?
You add Weird Al and autotune, that’s how. I watched maybe five minutes of that “shitshow” on Tuesday night and the one question I had was who do I want to punch in the face more, everyone on that stage for being just the most insufferable childish assholes or me for not making better use …
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News Bloopers Of The 1970s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMxuQa3-iho I spent the whole giant tumour story wondering when the guy was going to crack. Boy, did he ever crack. And what exactly is going on during the failed Duck River canoe trip commercial? Why is Joe such a problem? Your blind friends want to know.