Not Sure I’m Quite Musical Enough To Play, But If They Need Someone To Help Out With The Drinking…

This is pretty cool.St. Luke’s Bottle Band – Peacherine Rag.Yes, it’s done entirely with bottles. Not sure how I’ve never seen them before since they’ve been all over the place, including Letterman a couple of times.

John Turmel Video Gold!

Remember back when Steve talked about John Turmel? Remember how he described him as “completely fucking insane and much too awesome for words”? Well, here’s some video of his insanity. Steve, you finally got your wish. There is video. It’s video of Brantford, and of him getting arrested during his mayoral campaign, which is yet …

What A Wonderful World: The 4-Year-Old On A Ukulele Version

Around here we have a soft spot for music playing kids. I think it might be one of the only things that’s impossible for us to make fun of…unless of course they’re really bad or play horrible music, like say 90% plus of what’s been in the hot 100 and on top 40 radio since …

The Steep Y2-Y1/X2-X1 Into Madness.

Now there’s an algebra class some won’t soon forget, kinda like that unforgettable flight of a couple of years ago. The story goes that Donald Wood, the grade 11 algebra teacher, was completely normal, and then suddenly lost his shit and started throwing tables and chairs. here’s at least one copy of the video, although …

Protect Your Limbs, Not The Animals!

Alexander Alcantare needs to learn from his mistakes, or one of his mistakes may kill him. He’s an animal lover, and doesn’t sit back and wait for others to do what needs to be done. So when he saw an aligator with an arrow in its head, he thought he’d trap it and get it …

Do Some Call Him The Gangster Of Divorce Lawyerin’?

This,from what I understand, is a completely serious ad for Florida lawyer Steve Miller’s DivorceEZ service. sure beats the hell out of all those “Bernard Shapiro got me a huge cash settlement!” commercials we generally see all the time. And for anybody who got the Richard Jeni reference in that last sentence, I tried to …

Unintentional Bee Beard

Poor Lamar LaCaze. Poor poor guy. After that, I think I would have to mow the lawn in a snowsuit. He was just mowing the lawn, when it happened. He must have struck one hell of a nest of bees, because he got 1200 stings. Ow ow ow ow oo oo ee ee. I love …

This Is, In Fact, Gold

What’s a guy to do when he’s suffering from both Asperger’s and Tourette’s syndromes and is currently “ticcing like a ‘mofo’”? Well, if that guy happens to be Guy Daniel Francis, the answer is simple. Record a Tourettes karaoke version of Gold by Spandau Ballet andupload it to YouTube, of course. Good on him for …

There’s A Reason They Went With Barnstormers And Not Brainstormers

Here’s a clip of some hilariously bad baseball from a game in the independent Atlantic League between the Lancaster Barnstormers and the Somerset Patriots. Having just allowed a 1 out triple in the bottom of the 12th inning, Barnstormers’ pitcher Lance Odom decides to employ, as they used to say in the old cartoons, a …