Here Are Your Winners, And New Tag Team Champions Of Married Life…

I’m sure that when the day comes for us to get married there’s almost no chance Carin would let me do this, but I must say that if there was ever going to be something that would make me take the plunge it would beHoward Finkel doing ring introductions for me and my wedding party …

OMG TEH MEAN MAN JUST TOOK MY PHONE!

This is just one of the many reasons why it’s a bad idea to sit near the front at a comedy show texting like an asshole. Nothing makes me more angry than seeing someone in the audience texting while I am doing my show. Its incredibly rude and, unfortunately, it is becoming more and more …

The Double Double Down

Once KFC brought the Double Down to Canada, you had to know it would only be a matter of time before our domestic restaurant chains started creating their own answers to it. First out of the gate appears to be Tim Hortons, who have created what they’re calling the Double Double Down. I don’t think …

Not Sure I’m Quite Musical Enough To Play, But If They Need Someone To Help Out With The Drinking…

This is pretty cool.St. Luke’s Bottle Band – Peacherine Rag.Yes, it’s done entirely with bottles. Not sure how I’ve never seen them before since they’ve been all over the place, including Letterman a couple of times.

John Turmel Video Gold!

Remember back when Steve talked about John Turmel? Remember how he described him as “completely fucking insane and much too awesome for words”? Well, here’s some video of his insanity. Steve, you finally got your wish. There is video. It’s video of Brantford, and of him getting arrested during his mayoral campaign, which is yet …

What A Wonderful World: The 4-Year-Old On A Ukulele Version

Around here we have a soft spot for music playing kids. I think it might be one of the only things that’s impossible for us to make fun of…unless of course they’re really bad or play horrible music, like say 90% plus of what’s been in the hot 100 and on top 40 radio since …

The Steep Y2-Y1/X2-X1 Into Madness.

Now there’s an algebra class some won’t soon forget, kinda like that unforgettable flight of a couple of years ago. The story goes that Donald Wood, the grade 11 algebra teacher, was completely normal, and then suddenly lost his shit and started throwing tables and chairs. here’s at least one copy of the video, although …