Is it really a good idea to stick your wang into something connected to your computer via USB? But that’s exactly what the creators of RealTouch want people to do. A guy is supposed to hook it to a computer, and then put “a body part of a man’s choosing” into the other end, log on to a server, and watch a movie for a dollar a minute. As the images appear on the screen, the RealTouch receives signals to vibrate, heat up, do things to make the guy feel like he’s actually in the scene.
Let’s just hope it never malfunctions, or gets, well, overcome by the guy’s response to the scenes.