Very Stable Genius

Randy Rainbow strikes again. This is seriously amazing.

Original song here, just in case.

(tiny Trump voice: As you know, I’m meeting with President Putin on Monday and we will of course ask your favourite question about meddling, and I will be asking it again and you know, what am I gonna do? I mean…he may deny it. It’s one of those things. All I can do is say “Did you?” and “Don’t do it again.” He may deny it. You’ll be the first to know. I’m very consistent, I’m a very stable genius…)

He is the very model of a very stable genius
Of all the U.S. Presidents, he is the Mussoliniest
He’s learned a lot of things according to his Wikipedia
and demonstrates his ample intellect on social media.
(pause)
When people are in need, he is the best at making fun of them.
He knows eleven words although he can’t spell even one of them.
An overly flamboyant, orange autocratic scuzzy man
Who’s undermining everything Obama did because he can.
He’s undermining everything Obama did because he can.
He’s undermining everything Obama did because he can.
He’s overly flamboyant and an autocratic scuzzy orange man.
(tiny Trump voice: “I’m a very stable genius…

He’s firmly resolute but what he thinks and feels and talks depends
on any of the crap he may have heard that day on Fox and Friends
and though his brain is smaller than his tiny little penius,
he is the very model of a very stable genius.
Although his brain is smaller than his tiny little penius,
he is the very model of a very stable genius.
(tiny Trump voice: I am doing a great job, that I can tell you.)

He’s really good at pushing all the bullshit that he’s peddling
but won’t concern himself with matters such as Russian meddling.
His campaign manager’s in jail on charges that are felony
And no one cares about him less than his wife Melanie…sorry. Mel¯anie.

He’s really good with children when it comes to immigration
He thinks he’s making progress with denuclearization
He’s only hated from Seattle to the carolineas
and likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their vagineas.
He likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their vagineas
He likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their vagineas
He likes to greet his lady friends by grabbing their va-ja-ja-gineas
Queen Elizabeth did not see that coming.

He’s certainly proficient at hijacking an election.
At NATO he is not afraid of not taking direction.
Aside from all his ignorance, the chaos and subpoenias,
he is the very model of a very stable genius?
Aside from all his ignorance, the chaos and subpoenias,
he is the very model of a very stable genius.
(Tiny Trump voice: I would say the highest level of special.)

He’s always been a pro at violating things like protocols
and reproducing other egotistical neanderthals.
To all our greatest allies, he decides to say “Get outa here”
while doing all he can to satisfy his daddy Vladimir.

There’s no one as accomplished in the art of the distraction.
Of anything that’s factual, he orders a retraction.
When greeting foreign leaders, he prefers the pomp and circumstance
then vomits verbal diarrhea to satisfy his sycophants

There never was a military draft he couldn’t dodge and he
is exxcelent at advocating racist and misogyny
He likes to make up stories with convenient exclusion
of topics that he finds make him feel threatened like collusion.

He expertly persuades his base that Mueller’s hunting for a witch
Instead of their own president who’s obviously Putin’s bitch
He calls reporters fake and says that democrats are sour grapes,
then lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian peepee tapes.
He lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian peepee tapes.
He lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian peepee tapes.
He lies awake at night and thinks about those Russian peepee peepee tapes-s-s-s-s.

Oh never has there been a stable genius as smart as he,
And if you don’t believe me you can just ask Sarah Huckabee.
And though his brain is smaller than his tiny little penius,
he is the very model of a very stable genius.
And though his brain is smaller than his tiny little penius,
he is the very model of a very stable …
(tiny trump voice: I am a very stable genius)
Whatever, girl.

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