>Society’s quest to cram everything imaginable into a time-saving box has taken another step forward with the release of the
Batter Blaster.
Yes, pancakes in a spray can. Add some
pre-cracked eggs in a milk carton,
and you’ve got yourself a true breakfast of champions.

I’m not sure what’s more distressing, the idea of spraying an aerosol can over a hot griddle or the fact that this stuff has somehow been certified organic by the

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