I have to do this, Steve, I’m scooping you. A dude brought a computer loaded with child porn to Circuit City and subsequently got busted. His name? Kenneth Sodomsky!
Monthly Archives: January 2008
>Speaking Of Odd Studies…
>Oh my. There are some very, um, young at heart Scandinavian engineers out there. What a strange thing to research.
Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don’t.
Ok, this confuses me to no end. I’ve always thought that when someone is raped, she is dehumanized. But this paper tries to claim that the reason Israeli soldiers refrain from raping Palestinian women is because they think of them as not human. What the hell? It’s like the researcher is trying to call them …
Smoking Hole?
I get the idea of getting around a smoking ban by cutting 3 holes in the wall so you can stick your head and hands outside, be technically smoking outside and still be in the bar, but I have two questions. Doesn’t it make it cold inside the bar? And doesn’t the smell and smoke …
Holy Imbecile Tender And Mild
I know I’m putting up a lot of Christmas stuff in January, but that’s what happens when you’ve just come out of dialupville, where you budget your time spent on the internet, and then you come home and have a party. But I give you, from Snopes.com, misheard Christmas Carols! Get ready to laugh, laugh, …
>Very Baaad, Very Very Baaaad!
>This story isn’t that special, a woman in Dibble, Oklahoma, got charged because her two goats were screwing and pooping and someone saw it, but there were two things that caught my attention. For one, it was in her own yard, and it was fensed, so what’s the big deal? And, if animals aren’t supposed …
Everyone Else Can Have a Holly Jolly Christmas Except You.
Ug. Here we go again with the political correctness. There was a publication put out four times a year by a group of psychiatric patients at Cromwell House Mental Health Facility. They decided to copy that ten Christmas Carols for the “mentally disturbed” thing. We have a similar list up on the blog years ago. …
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Airbags Don’t Kill People, People Kill People
It’s gotta be bad when you’re not safe with your own son, and then you’re left for dead by EMT’s. It’s never explained why this poor woman’s son hit a parked car and then drove into a bank, but what is explained is how her son was pulled from the car by emergency medical technicians, …
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My Zebibah is Bigger Than Your Zebibah
So, explain this to me. If according to Islam, everybody is supposed to pray the same amount, and men and women are both supposed to pray, and it always involves putting your nose and forehead to the ground, how come Egyptian men are just now developing a zebibah, egyptian for raisin, or callous developed from …
Driving Blind
This story wouldn’t be worth posting, except for the ending. A 100-year-old Japanese man has been involved in several accidents, but refuses to stop driving, even though his license has been revoked. At the end of the story, they say that in 2009, drivers over 75 will be ordered to get checkups for dementia to …