Last Updated on: 30th April 2014, 08:24 am
An ex Wal-Mart employee planned to go on a shooting spree in a Wal-Mart near Slaughter Lane. It would have been one, for sure, if not for his incredibly slow movements…oh, and police finding him after he’d been doddling about the Wal-Mart for two hours! La Dee Doo, just strollin’ past the pharmacy, me and my gun and my ammo. Hmm hmm hmm doo da doo.